Take a long, hard look at this face.
If you see this poor guy camped out at 6th and Folsom in a few weeks, you'll know you've failed in the collective task we're about to
You see, Jonny's job is in danger. Today, he's an intern at Mortar. Next month, he might be this guy.
Why? Mortar is on a mission to get more social media followers. But we know no action comes without reward.
So we decided that if we don't get 500 new followers by
April 20, Jonny gets the axe.
It's simple: You follow us, Jonny gets a little closer to
continued employment. Negative reinforcement at its finest.
Jonny thanks you for your help.